"Once you find the grail, it turns into a cup." - Tom

"I'll believe anything once." - Tom

"Hey, it's not tomorrow anymore, it's today." - Tom 7

"The use of Adverbs gets you nowhere fast." - Tom 7

"Everyone will eventually change to 24-hour format. It's just a matter of,
er, time." - Tom 7

"UncleDon believes he is wrong, but is not sure." - UD

"I don't know why people find it so weird that robots will eventually take
over the world. I know that if I were a robot, the first thing I would do
to make the world a million times more efficient would be to simply get
rid of all the people." - Tom

"Thou Shalt Not Commit Adulthood" - The Basemaster General

"At the heart of every great person is a lot of blood."
                            said by: Jacob Berkman