Medical Diagnosis Bloopers
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ù The patient has never been pregnant and denies any reason for this.
ù The patient left his white blood cells at another hospital.
ù She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate
     directions in early December.
ù The patient works at Campbell's deboning children.
ù The patient is married. He lives in Syracuse with his doctor.
ù The symptoms came on just before her twelve year-old son's pregnancy.
ù I asked her to go ahead and chart her feelings in a diarrhea.
ù This 66 year-old woman says she felt better when she was 19 and fell
     off her roller skates.
ù The patient fell and broke her hip while lying in bed saying her
     prayers.
ù On examination of the neck there were small discrete lymph nodes in
     the supra pubic region.
ù Finger-to-nose and nose-to-nose coordination tests were normal.
ù 95 year-old female, who complains of a very sore bottom, which has
     been there a long time.
ù The patient lives at home with her mother, father and pet turtle, who
     is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
ù She is numb from her toes down.
ù Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
ù He was found by his motorcycle.
ù She saw me for the first time in her life and started to have headaches.
ù The patient fell hard while roller-skating on the back of her head.
ù She has episodes of dizziness, requiring her to sit down at least
     twice a year.
ù The patient is the mother of a two year-old daughter who is a heavy
     equipment operator.
ù The tumor was excised using a felt tip marker.
ù She has noted no difficulty in going to the bathroom and has done so
     since the onset of her symptoms.
ù The patient had white drainage from her virginia.
ù Sick as hell anemia.

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