•Useful Phrases for a John Linell European Tour•

[French]
- Je suis terrorement du tout les produits du lait.
(I'm frightened of all dairy products)
- La chambre du purgatoire c'est plus bien. S'il vous plait, un avec
fromagement stenche.
(This dressing room is too nice. Please give us a smellier one.)
- Pourquoi no fittez-vous pas votre outfittes, Monsieur Poseur du Vanitie?
(Why do you wear small children's clothing, Mr. Frontman?)
[Dutch]
Het mikrophoon ankoop met vip in mij hand.
(The microphone blew up in my hand)
We koed noot zee U bijk bezween onze bus and het kanaal.
(We couldn't see your bicycle between our bus and the canal)
[German]
Der Laserschau hat unser Trummler gekrispend.
(The laser show has injured our drummer)
Ich wisse nich die Severpunischkeit für Wolkengegenstankomminträffisch.
(I was unaware that jaywalking was a felony)
Das Kroud apparäntisch viel mehr wie denket uns getrunken ist.
(The audience is much more drunk than we thought.)
Deiner Film mit den explizit insectenschadenfreude sehr interessant war.
(Your film depicting insect surgery was very interesting.)
[Danish]
En grimsat swoder jeg se ikke for.
(That's the ugliest sweater I've ever seen in my life.)
[Italian]
Quando il adressore pubblica distructissimo complemento se reparé?
(Will the PA be rebuilt from scratch in time for the show tonight?)
Reppulscétto.
(I smell bad.)
Perché sonno nos pontante e crianne?
(Why are they pointing at us and weeping?)