Spastic Moose's Magic 3-Ball(TM)

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The Spastic Moose Magic 3-Ball^TM Knows All!

The Spastic Moose Magic 3-Ball(TM) is not guaranteed to work in all situations. Spastic Moose nor the 3-Ball(TM) itself shall be held responsible or liable for any use, misuse, or abuse of the Magic 3-Ball(TM) or its decisions. Please note that the Magic 3-Ball(TM) is limited to only 'Yes' and 'No' answers, so will only even seem like it knows what it's doing if you ask a 'Yes or No' type question. THE SOFTWARE PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN JAVA TECHNOLOGY. JAVA TECHNOLOGY IS NOT FAULT TOLERANT AND IS NOT DESIGNED, MANUFACTURED, OR INTENDED FOR USE OR RESALE AS ON-LINE CONTROL EQUIPMENT IN HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENTS REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE, SUCH AS IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, DIRECT LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES, OR WEAPONS SYSTEMS, IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF JAVA TECHNOLOGY COULD LEAD DIRECTLY TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE ("HIGH RISK ACTIVITIES"). THE MAGIC 3-BALL(TM) SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN THESE HIGH RISK ACTIVITIES, FOR INSTANCE, TO DECIDE IF IT IS SAFE FOR AN AIRCRAFT TO LAND DESPITE SNOWY RUNWAYS, OR TO DECIDE IF WE SHOULD GO TO WAR WITH A COUNTRY WITH NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES. LIABILITY IS SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIMED FOR BROWSERS WHICH DO NOT SUPPORT JAVASCRIPT, SINCE THE MAGIC 3-BALL(TM) WILL NOT WORK AT ALL ON THESE BROWSERS.

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