The Official Thousand Spoons Web Page

Hi! If you know me, then you probably know that I have some weird hobbies, one of which is collecting spoons. This page is a tribute to spoons of every kind, and is also designed to keep the world updated with the size of my spoon collection!

One Thousand
A thousand! That's right, on 20 March 1996, I added my thousandth spoon to my collection. The bulk of the thousand is in Flatish Generic White Plastic and Sharpish Dart White Plastic, both from school. (If you go or went to Hamden High School, this is why they switched to the cheaper Flatish Generic White Plastic spoons around January 1996).

Here is the current count:

2588

Here is the breakdown:

                                        Number    Percent
     Sharpish Dart White Plastic........554........21.41%
     Flatish Generic White Plastic......1552.......59.97%
     Metal..............................59..........2.28%
     Miscellaneous Non-White............225.........8.69%
     Miscellaneous White................198.........7.65%
               Total....................2588......100.00%

Statistics are current as of 3 May 1997.

Most recent time-it-took-me-to-count-the-new-spoons: 33 min 38 sec

Soon to come: Graphs and statistical analysis (as soon as I have enough statistics!). For now, you can see the Old Statistics Collection.

Hey, here are some good Spoon Links:

So why are spoons shorter than forks?

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