The Master Spastic Moose Instruments List
Because several people have asked me what instrument I play when I tell
them I'm in a band, and because I have a hard time explaining that it's an
awful lot, I've compiled this Master List. All this information
is included with the albums, but it's here for convenience's sake.
"T" means that I played the instrument at some point, "M"
means that Marc played it, and "TM" means that we both played it. Not
necessarily at the same time -- I mean at some point or other we have each
played the particular instrument.
(Actually, I suppose some of these aren't technically instruments.)
- "E"s M
- "Evil, Evil" M
- "Iriquois!" T
- "Navajo!" M
- A science project M
- Albeit a Strange Plastic Tube T
- Alto Saxophone TM
- Analog Synthesizer ("RadiovisionTM") which Tom Built T
- Announcement T
- Back-Up words T
- Bandura TM
- Bass guitar M
- Body LanguageTM M
- Boot Stompin' TM
- Broken metal things T
- Buzzing T
- Ceiling Fan M
- Centro-Magnetic Coil Frame DisruptorTM T
- Computer Sequencer TM
- Counting TM
- Cymbals TM
- Diabolical laughter T
- Drums TM
- Drumstick clicking T
- Dulcimer TM
- Dulcimer, hit with a gavel M
- Electric guitar TM
- Electric razor M
- Electric slide bass guitar M
- Fans TM
- Flute T
- Foot Clompin' TM
- Gavel TM
- Giggling TM
- Glass M
- Growl M
- Gum Irrigator TM
- Hand Slappin' TM
- Hand Smackin' TM
- Harmonica TM
- Hi-hat T
- Home-made drums TM
- Jug band M
- Kazoo M
- Lampshade TM
- Large metal pipe T
- Lap Steel Guitar TM
- Lip Smackin' Singing M
- LovePhoneTM T
- Marc's keyboard TM
- Marc's sampling keyboard M
- Metal M
- Metronome T
- Microphone Feedback T
- Moose horn T
- MooseTM-Talk TM
- Mouth TM
- Mouth Waterin' Back-Up singing T
- Mr. PVC T
- Nails in a cup M
- Neh! Sample T
- Noise maker M
- Noise-Maker M
- Nylon Stringed Acoustic Guitar M
- Ocarina M
- Percussive "Ha"s TM
- Photocopier M
- Piano TM
- Plumbing T
- Prediction T
- PRO-1 electronic music instrument TM
- PSR-510 choir aahs T
- PSR-510 keyboard bass M
- PSR-510 keyboard drums TM
- PSR-510 keyboard other stuff TM
- PSR-510 Keyboard programming TM
- PSR-510 keyboard strings T
- PSR-510 marimba M
- PSR-510 percussive organ M
- PSR-510 Rapping noise M
- Radiator M
- Recorder TM
- Rock TM
- Saxophone TM
- Shaver Saver can M
- Singing TM
- Snare drum M
- Sound effects T
- Sounds of ChaosTM M
- Sounds of TurmoilTM T
- Spastic Sampler Caribia TM
- SpeakolinTM which Tom built T
- Spelling M
- Steel string acoustic guitar TM
- Storytelling TM
- Talking TM
- Talking in stupid British accent TM
- Talking in stupid British accent backwards TM
- Tambourine M
- The MooseTM TM
- Tom's Floor M
- Trombone M
- Vacuum cleaner M
- Video tape M
- Violin T
- Walkie-Talkies M
- War calls M
- Water M
- Whistle Straw M
- Whistling T
- Wood T
That's a total of 113 instruments!!
We also had several special guests:
- LegoTM Man, who played "sitting still noises" and "falling on floor noises".
- The Invisible Man who played "absolutely nothing".
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