The Master Spastic Moose Instruments List
Because several people have asked me what instrument I play when I tell
them I'm in a band, and because I have a hard time explaining that it's an
awful lot, I've compiled this Master List. All this information
is included with the albums, but it's here for convenience's sake.
"T" means that I played the instrument at some point, "S"
means that Sophia played it, and "ST" means that we both played it. Not
necessarily at the same time -- I mean at some point or other we have each
played the particular instrument.
(Actually, I suppose some of these aren't technically instruments.)
- "E"s S
- "Evil, Evil" S
- "Iriquois!" T
- "Navajo!" S
- A science project S
- Albeit a Strange Plastic Tube T
- Alto Saxophone ST
- Analog Synthesizer ("RadiovisionTM") which Tom Built T
- Announcement T
- Back-Up words T
- Bandura ST
- Bass guitar S
- Body LanguageTM S
- Boot Stompin' ST
- Broken metal things T
- Buzzing T
- Ceiling Fan S
- Centro-Magnetic Coil Frame DisruptorTM T
- Computer Sequencer ST
- Counting ST
- Cymbals ST
- Diabolical laughter T
- Drums ST
- Drumstick clicking T
- Dulcimer ST
- Dulcimer, hit with a gavel S
- Electric guitar ST
- Electric razor S
- Electric slide bass guitar S
- Fans ST
- Flute T
- Foot Clompin' ST
- Gavel ST
- Giggling ST
- Glass S
- Growl S
- Gum Irrigator ST
- Hand Slappin' ST
- Hand Smackin' ST
- Harmonica ST
- Hi-hat T
- Home-made drums ST
- Jug band S
- Kazoo S
- Lampshade ST
- Large metal pipe T
- Lap Steel Guitar ST
- Lip Smackin' Singing S
- LovePhoneTM T
- Metal S
- Metronome T
- Microphone Feedback T
- Moose horn T
- MooseTM-Talk ST
- Mouth ST
- Mouth Waterin' Back-Up singing T
- Mr. PVC T
- Nails in a cup S
- Neh! Sample T
- Noise maker S
- Noise-Maker S
- Nylon Stringed Acoustic Guitar S
- Ocarina S
- Percussive "Ha"s ST
- Photocopier S
- Piano ST
- Plumbing T
- Prediction T
- PRO-1 electronic music instrument ST
- PSR-510 choir aahs T
- PSR-510 keyboard bass S
- PSR-510 keyboard drums ST
- PSR-510 keyboard other stuff ST
- PSR-510 Keyboard programming ST
- PSR-510 keyboard strings T
- PSR-510 marimba S
- PSR-510 percussive organ S
- PSR-510 Rapping noise S
- Radiator S
- Recorder ST
- Rock ST
- Saxophone ST
- Shaver Saver can S
- Singing ST
- Snare drum S
- Sophia's keyboard ST
- Sophia's sampling keyboard S
- Sound effects T
- Sounds of ChaosTM S
- Sounds of TurmoilTM T
- Spastic Sampler Caribia ST
- SpeakolinTM which Tom built T
- Spelling S
- Steel string acoustic guitar ST
- Storytelling ST
- Talking ST
- Talking in stupid British accent ST
- Talking in stupid British accent backwards ST
- Tambourine S
- The MooseTM ST
- Tom's Floor S
- Trombone S
- Vacuum cleaner S
- Video tape S
- Violin T
- Walkie-Talkies S
- War calls S
- Water S
- Whistle Straw S
- Whistling T
- Wood T
That's a total of 113 instruments!!
We also had several special guests:
- LegoTM Man, who played "sitting still noises" and "falling on floor noises".
- The Invisible Man who played "absolutely nothing".
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